They are the closest I've found to that wonderful chocolate figurine flavor. Went back and no more. tasted great obviously, 20 years later and people are still talking about them. They were soo good. I loved the choclate ones and always bought them when I went shopping. For ev'rything that you pass by, Banana splits or lemon pie, New Figurines are swee--eeet re-venge! I contacted Pillsbury yesterday as I mentioned and here is the reply I received from them today: Thank you for contacting Pillsbury. When Carnation discovered that dieters were drinking its Instant Breakfast mix as a meal replacement, they rechristened the powder Slender and sold it as a weight-loss food. New. lose weight on them? !and yes they did have added vitamins in them .and i hid them just for me...lol i would love to have them back. PS. I ate 6 of them a day along with a regular evening meal and lost 80 lbs. We will each be sending an email to Pillsbury requesting their return! If you’re looking for a low carb protein bar, this one is delicious. (we combined it with tab.) WHEN YOU GET SICK OF SWEET STUFF THEY WHERE, AND STILL ARE THE ONLY BRAND THAT OFFERED YOU A CHOICE.UUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM CHEDDER CHEESE AND A FRESH APPLE MADE A GREAT SACK LUNCH, BACK WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS FAT! 110 calories. The vanilla were really the only ones me and my gram ate because she bought them and I ate hers. LOL. Gluten-Free, Light and Crispy Protein & Fiber Bars Made with Real Almond Butter (4 Flavors, 24 Bars), 24 Piece Assortment. Chocolate and Vanilla were awesome!!!! I wish they'd bring them back! We can relate to just about every entry! Feedback such as yours is important to the nature of our business.We appreciate your loyalty and the time you took to contact us. My mom and I miss these! My shape belongs to Figurines! I, too, loved these back then. They are not spell checked or reviewed for accuracy. It uses SlimFast's range of products. They were kind of expensive for our budget, so we didn't get them often. My mom had these back in the '70s and I tried them and remembered them being SO GOOD. Those were the best days of my life - lots of dating and sex. How funny. With a low cal rate, 138 a bar. I was so skinny then. WISH I LOOKED THAT GOOD NOW !!! Please bring them back Pilsbury!! I use to buy the chocolate ones to eat for my lunch at work! Yes it is hard to believe you could lose weight with Figurine but I did. and kept it off until... they were taken off the shelf. I bought them &they they remind me of the taste too. It's been at least 20 yrs since I've had a Vanilla Figurines bar - and I remember exactly what they tasted like...pure heaven! Avoid traditional chocolate bars on the keto diet as they are packed with sugar and will put you over your daily carb limit. I am sad to see they aren't in production anymore, but I will email Pillsbury too. It seems like a stupid idea today, but then I just saw an energy bar at the convenience store today selling for $5. I lived on that crap. My aunt always had the vanilla. If they even come CLOSE to the flavor of a Vanilla Figurine, I will be thrilled. I was just eating some of the new Keebler 10 Calorie Right Bites: Fudge Shoppe Fudge Dipped Pretzels and for a few bites, they had the crumbly goodness of the figurines "filling". Millions of books and packages of Prolinn were sold, until the FDA intervenes after the death of some dieters. They are awesome especially the French vanilla! A BEAUTIFUL girl singing "For every chocolate you resist.... Figurines are sweet revenge....". Please Pilsbury ! I was a kid in the 70's and would eat these as fast as my mom could buy them. If you liked the taste of the vanilla Figurines, try the Pepperidge Farm French Vanilla Pirouette's- obviously there not low cal or anything but they taste SO similar. I loved those things. The "diet" bars are so popular now...it may just be a real profit maker for them! I enjoyed them in high school also and lost almost 20 pounds. I'll put in my request to Pillsbury. all the diet bars out there now taste like crap!!!! To this day, I remember the very shelf in the grocery store where we bought them. I need them back!!!! I've been looking for something like them and this is the closest thing I've found. The secret flavor enhancers to the Figurine were toasted coconut and ALMOND. "Figurines" could get me there - I am sure. The chocolate mint ones seem to stand out. Did have trouble keeping my six children out of them. Three and four: cheese. Bring them back! LOL! Do Not Sell My Information - CA Residents. Pillsbury, listen up...we want them back!! In 1976/77 I was on a strict "Figure" exclusive diet for almost 2 years and at one point got my weight down to less than 100 pounds. I ABSOLUTELY LOVED LOVED LOVED LOVED vanilla Figurines years ago. Please, Pillsbury, bring them back!!! Atkins Chocolate Peanut Butter Bar TV Commercial, 'Rob Lowe's Secret Weapon' Ad ID: 1744616 30s 2018 ( Inactive ) SHOW MORE. Pillbury should bring the back as breakfast bars since they were really too sugar-y to be a diet bar. I ate these as kid with my granmother. And I can almost remember the tv theme song, wasn't it akin to "Volare-whoa oh oh oh"??? //2007-06-05: inthe70s My mom used to use them and my sister and I LOVED them! Didn't know there were so many people who remember them! Business And Advertising. OMG! I'VE BEEN READING A WHILE NOW AND NO ONE MENTIONED THE CHEDDER CHEESE ONES! Bulletproof Collagen Bar. My mother and I ate these like crazy!! it's so good. Still no Figurines. Sincerely, Rhonda Short Consumer Services. I've been looking for these bars fir tears. I miss them as well. They are in little clusters similar to popcorn, but taste exactly like the figurine diet bars. I'm not sure if the lyrics are correct but they're close. Essentially, it is a low-card diet, supplemented in parts by a liquid lunch. Pillsbury.......bring them back, please, and let us know why they were discontinued. Actually, I ate them in High School in 1982 and did lose weight on them! I am amazed at all these comments! I just liked the commercial. I really wish they would bring back to "original" Figurene. I hope to one day get back to those times. Here is the response I got when emailing Pillsbury: Thank you for contacting General Mills regarding Figurines bars. I didn't even need to be on a diet. Only if now. Days one and two: apples. if i did, i'd make a gluten free version so my husband could see what all the fuss was about. I wish they were still available, I'd buy them in a second. and ever since since i haven't seen them for years not,i wonder why they never make them anymore,i wish they could bring them back to the stores again. When I was in high school (grad. Youtube has a different one. A friend on Facebook started a thread about forgotten foods today which caused me to remember (and miss) my beloved Figurines! I used to get them in my lunch box and trade one of them for real food, lol. If you are listening bring them back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess no one would buy them now with that name. SOOOO good. I ate them between the ages of 18-21 I think (I sure was thin back then, maybe because I would eat them as a meal!) i will contact pillsbury also. These were so good.. I'm not sure she ever got any of the chocolate becuz I ate them all. I would eat a pack of these for dinner. I would probably find them waxy now though, lol! It was impossible--they were better than any candy bar. Nothing lost by asking, right?!!! I also remember that Figurines girl in the ad when I was a kid, and she definitely was a looker. At first available as a 225-calories shake (to be consumed four times a day — do the math there) the product line expanded to include clam chowder and cookies. And it was used in a commercial in the 70's or 80's. My fav was chocolate man it was so goooood!! If i remember right they changed them before the went off the market and the change was not good. Taste and look just like figurines!!!! EPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATE FLAVOR. I loved the Vanilla ones.. Can't believe they don't exist. I lost 75 pounds in approx. For every chocolate you reist, Or trouble for a danish twist, New Figurines are swee-eeet re-venege! I loved them growing up. no, they haven't started making figurines, the diet food of my mother and my pre-teen self. I loved the chocolate ones. Rite Aide has Power Crunch bars at $1.99! It sounds like most people feel the same way. I can't find them, although the internet says they will send the ring tones for a fee. Honestly - in my early 20s I was addicted to Tab and Figurines! Also, you can also go to BNRG dot com to check it out. I can still taste the vanilla sometimes. I bought the peanut butter fudge. The picture on the box looked EXACTLY like I remember the Figurines looking like! but if you loved figurines, you're in luck. Absolutely loved the chocolate mint Figurines, my children did too!! Other drinking-heavy diets of the time included Dr. Herman Taller's safflower oil plan (mmm) and another that asked one to only consume six glasses of buttermilk a day. I would grab a box for my lunch..I would eat 1 of the packages of 2 for lunch, and 1 of the same for supper. A girl at work just mentioned these bars, and i loved them..so funny makes us stop and think how old we are getting!!! I used to love the Caramel-Nut flavored Figurines. SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick Star Art Figure - NYCC Iridescent Edition (PRE-ORDER) SOLD OUT. Login below! I wish Pillsbury would bring them back. google_alternate_color = "E7F0EB"; We loved the caramel nut flavor, put in the freezer! I miss them so much, it seems everyone does, I've had fun reading everyone's comments, when I try to explain to my younger coworkers they don't have a clue. Snack bars were also produced. How Funny! Keep your fingers crossed. Post a Question . Please bring them back. I was racking my brain for weeks trying to remember the name of the Figurine bars. I don't care if they were a diet bar or not they were SO good. One case is Triple Chocolate and the other case is Peanut Butter Creme. Submit a story or info about Figurines Diet Bars,